Josiah Guile

A Somewhat Creative Individual

Electric communication will never be a substitute for the face of someone, who with their soul, encourages another person to be brave and true.
— Charles Dickens (1812-1870) British Banana Carver

I encourage you to contact me for any reason what-so-ever.  I'll try to respond quickly.  If I don't respond it's not because I think you're strange, or because you sneezed right onto my face while I was yawning, it's probably because I just didn't see the message (I get too many emails.  Not like that's a valid excuse though.  I mean it's like at least 2010, so if you can't find a way to manage your email in a way that doesn't result in direct correspondence falling through the cracks then like, that's all on you, ya know?  In fact, I've just come up with a solution.  I could use something like Zapier, or IFTTT to create a new Trello card (fuuuuck I love Trello) in a list called "Messages from your dumb website" every time I get one of these messages.  That way it won't get lost in my inbox.  It's kind of a great idea really.  Yeah, I'm gonna set this up right now.  So uh, that part about me having excuses for not responding to messages... it's not really relevant anymore.  Disregard this.  Send me a message. I'm lonely.

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Feel free to use anyone's name you'd like. Though using your own would make more sense.
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Go ahead now, tell me what's on your mind.
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