This will be Helsott's final stop on their north American summer tour. That means it'll be the best one, right? Only one way to find out.
Glass Sky asked if I'd join them again on stage, for old times sake. Between Tommy's big, beautiful eyes, Stan's unassuming Asian hair, Marty's promises of a free 1/hr full body massage, and Justin's threats of dismemberment and death I had no choice but to agree. Literally, I didn't have a choice.
Please come to the show. I'm afraid of what might happen to me if the turnout isn't satisfactory.