Josiah Guile

a somewhat creative individual

Josiah Guile

Josiah often refers to himself in the third person. People tend to find it extremely unsettling. In fact this quote is a perfect example of this strange phenomenon.
— Josiah Guile


When Josiah was but a little boy, his father introduced him to music;  Josiah and music have been great friends ever since.  Josiah has an unhealthy obsession with learning as much as he can about all things musical.  He views his musical abilities as his most valuable asset (which is kinda sad), and approaches all musical opportunities with great respect and gratitude.  He sees himself as more than just a person who is in bands, but as a person who is in bands that sees himself as more than just a person who is in bands.  See, so uh, you know he's a real sweetheart.


Computers & Technology

Josiah has spent the majority of his professional career providing administrative computer support to both business and residential clients.  He has nearly 2 decades of hands-on experience building custom computers, all specifically designed to accommodate a vast range of unique requirements.  In all these years he has seen and solved nearly every conceivable technology related issue, including the one where someone gets sucked into a computer, and then has to battle their way back out.  Of course we were successful in getting them back into the real world, but that proved to be the easy part.  Because you see once they were back, the client was... different.  As if something within the digital domain came back with him.  Like a digital stowaway, intent on escaping the confines of its electronic prison.  Anyway, we'll get all that sorted out sooner or later.  Point is if you need some help, Josiah's got your back.  Just be careful out there.


Josiah has this incredible uncle named DJ, who works professionally in the graphic design industry.   This uncle DJ would prove to be an extremely important person in Josiah's life.  He helped recognise and develop Josiah's budding interests in visual design at a young age.

These days Josiah provides his unrefined, and frankly rudimentary abilities to clients (aka broke/cheap friends, bands, and businesses) at rates that are so stupidly low he wonders why he even bothers with all that anyway.  I mean people could just do most of this shit themselves, as their needs are rarely complicated.  But they still want Josiah to do it because, I dunno, they want him to feel useful or something. 


Since the days of the VHS-C camcorder Josiah has been making the most useless, and downright embarrassing videos of himself and his friends.  This  great passion for producing entertaining nonsense convinced him to pursue videography as a side-business. 

Josiah invests a great amount of time into the study of filmmaking, camera operation, video editing, and effects composition.  He has achieved a level of skill that he now uses for both silly and professional opportunities.  But mostly just for the silly stuff.



Josiah always had an interest in photography, but it wasn't until the year of our Lord 2012 A.D. (A.D. stands for Anno Domini, which means “in the year of our Lord", ya dullards) that he decided to dedicate a substantial amount of time and a bit of money into this interest and really learn to become something more than just "a guy with a camera".  

Josiah is fairly passionate about developing a unique style of his own while becoming truly educated in photography.  Unfortunately though... he's still just a guy with a camera.

Seriously just look around at all the ridiculous photos of himself he plastered this site with.  Now imagine the solo photoshoot that took place to get these pics.  Cringey as fuck, right?!  Has he no self respect at all?  Good grief.